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As a love and relationship digital magazine, it is only fitting that from time to time we pay homage to some truly horrible dates. We researched and dug deep, and just like a beauty pageant we decided to crown a first place winner and a runner up. I’m Trump now, bitch!

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The following may just be the baddest, the craziest, the oddest, and the most shocking (in a funny way, of course) dating stories. First, the runner up…

“I’m a 24-year-old man who just broke up with his girlfriend. I recently began dating casually again and met a nice enough woman. So I ask her out to lunch. We get together that day and are getting to know each other. Small talk. She asks me what I do for a living. I tell her I’m a bartender and am studying for my actuarial exams. I ask her what she does for a living and she says (brace yourselves): ‘I’m a hooker.'”

Hooker RuPaul
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A hooker?! He should’ve slipped right into a body condom.

Wait – the next dating tale is worse. And the winner is!

“I knew a man for about a year and he asked me out on a date. While on our date, he starts talking about his ex-wife and his child. Then, he talks about another child. I ask him, “How many children do you have? He says he has two. One is 3 months old. That’s when it hits me. Did this guy just divorce his wife? So I ask, “Who is the baby’s mother?” To which he replies, “My current wife!” He explains that he doesn’t believe in monogamy. I finally ask him, “Well, why are you married then? And he answers matter of factly, “Because I love her.”

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